Unabashed Misandrist

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Posts tagged "pokemon"

route119:

~~COMMISSIONS YEAH!!!~~

So my work took out two month’s worth of rent! This is normal and the only time it will happen, but it has left me with not an awful lot this month so I’d like to bump up my funds a bit. So!! Commissions!!

More specifically, Pokémon commissions. That’s all I’m really interested in drawing right now (and have the time for), so if you’re after something Pokémon-ish I can totally do that.

~~PRICES~~

BASICS

Trainer + One Pokémon = $30

Trainer + Two Pokémon = $40

Trainer + Three Pokémon = $50

Trainer + Full Team = $80

OTHERS

Default colouring is cel shade. If you want a paint, it will be $20 extra.

Default style is Sugimori-style. If you want a more realistic style, it will be $20 extra.

Default background is simple. If you want a scene or something more complex, it will be $15 extra.

If you want a sketch, it will be half price.

RULES

- No NSFW this time. It takes me too long to draw!! Sorry!

- Will draw canon characters and OCs

- Payment is in USD and through Paypal only.

Please send me an ask if you are interested!

Signal boosts are also awesome!! Thank you for looking!!

(via yaexrae)

anythiingbutmine:

retrogamingblog:

Cubone

First of all you can go straight to hell you soulless shred of pocket lint

anythiingbutmine:

retrogamingblog:

Cubone

First of all you can go straight to hell you soulless shred of pocket lint

(via bigbarawolf)

raideo:

0ver-doze:

REBLOGGING FOR THE LAST FUCKING ONE

(via sparkofspaceandtime)

silver-tongued-viper:

And in a day or two, it’ll hatch into a pokemon!

You don’t have to be a Pokemon roleplay blog, or a Pokemon blog, to participate in this~

Example:

"Here’s your pokemon egg! Take good care of it ‘til it hatches!"

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*next day* “Oh look! Your egg is about to hatch!”

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"It hatched into…"

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"…an Aron! Congratulations!"

This is just an example — you could get any pokemon! Maybe even a shiny or a legendary~

(via janzoo)

unbadger:

days 6, 7, 8 - favorite fighting, fire, flying - Blaziken, Typhlosion, Charizard

ahaHAHA I AM NO LONGER BEHIND. and these three are conveniently the first 3 fire starters sooooo into one photoset they go.

(via princewenyuan)

rarexcandy-pokemon:

Legendary Griffon

rarexcandy-pokemon:

Legendary Griffon

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miketooch:

hinoneko:

I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere.

Like, obviously Pokemon is still very popular, but I mean it was everywhere. Back in the late 90s/early 2000s there was not a single goddamn square foot of human civilization that didn’t have Pokemon on it.

You could wake up in the morning, slide out from under your Pokemon blanket, and go to the kitchen to eat some Pokemon marshmallow cereal and a Pokemon pop-tart. Then you get driven to school while listening to the Pokemon soundtrack CD your parents have very graciously allowed you to play in the car for the past three months.

It’s classtime. You’re doodling pictures of Pokemon inside your Pokemon notebook. You crush the lead on your Pokemon pencil with the Pokemon pencil topper, so you borrow a Pokemon pencil sharpener from your friend, who pulls it out of her Pokemon backpack with Pokemon keychains on it.

Time for lunch. Your lunchbox? Pokemon, of course, though you can hardly see it underneath all the Pokemon stickers you’ve plastered over it. Inside you find a Pokemon fruit roll-up, a pb&j sandwich made with jelly from a collectible Pokemon jelly jar, and a box of apple juice. (The apple juice is not Pokemon-themed, but your mother has drawn a crude approximation of a Bulbasaur on it, because she loves you.)

Then recess, glorious recess. Half the kids run around the playground, pretending to either be wild Pokemon or Team Rocket members. The other half bring out their Pokemon cards. Anyone who hasn’t brought their own alternates between discussing Pokemon card strategy and how excited they are for the upcoming Pokemon movie (so excited.) Somewhere in the back of your mind you notice Kevin isn’t here, but rumor is he managed to smuggle in an entire Game Boy and is hiding in the middle of the playground structure.

School’s out. You read your Pokemon Handbook in the car on the way to get some after-school fast food, with which you get one of an astounding number of Pokemon toys. Back home, you watch one of your favorite Pokemon episodes on tape (they’re all your favorite) and color in your Pokemon coloring book. Your parents, sophisticated adults that they are, read the lastest issue of Time magazine - which has a Pokemon cover story.

Then you have Pokemon-shaped macaroni and cheese for dinner, brush your teeth with a Pokemon toothbrush, and cuddle your Pokemon stuffed animals as you fall asleep.

POKEMON.

YOU ALL THINK THIS IS HYPERBOLE. I CAN CONFIRM ALL OF THESE THINGS WERE REAL. I HAD MOST OF THEM. ITS ALL REAL.

They actually banned the pokemon card game at my school because so many people were playing that it got super intense and there were fights about it on the playground ACTUAL FIGHTS OVER POKEMON CARDS

(via janzoo)

lanthanoid:

A little late but I did the pokemon fusion thing! Puppies!

(via dytabytes)